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Program Summary for Two and a Half Men
Charlie is a well-to-do jingle-writing bachelor with a house at the beach in Malibu, a luxury car in the garage, and an easy way with women. His casual lifestyle is interrupted when his tightly wound chiropractor brother Alan, who's facing a divorce, and his son Jake, come to live with him. Together, these two and a half men confront the challenges of growing up. Complicating matters are the brothers' self-obsessed, controlling mother, Evelyn, Alan's estranged wife, Judith, and Charlie's crazy neighbor Rose, who wants to be a part of his life and is willing to do anything to be around.Known in Germany as Mein cooler Onkel Charlie (My Cool Uncle Charlie).Known in France as Mon oncle Charlie (My Uncle Charlie).Known in Italy as Due uomini e mezzo, an exact translation.Known in Finland as Miehen puolikkaat (Man Halves).Known in Sweden as 2 1/2 män.
 
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Episode Title:
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Original Air Date:
January 8th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x12 -- Season: 4, Episode: 12
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Berta discovers that Alan has been dating her daughter Naomi.


Episode Title:
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Original Air Date:
January 22nd 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x13 -- Season: 4, Episode: 13
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Jake shares that he has heard his mother having sex with her fiancé, Herb; this revelation brings up a repressed memory for Charlie. This leads Charlie to seek help from Rose.
Episode Title:
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Original Air Date:
February 5th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x14 -- Season: 4, Episode: 14
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie sets Alan up with their new neighbour. But he gets jealous when the two form a bond.

Episode Title:
My Damn Stalker
Original Air Date:
February 12th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x15 -- Season: 4, Episode: 15
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Rose is moving to London, and Charlie is surprised by his reaction to the news. Alan lies to a woman he met online.
Episode Title:
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Original Air Date:
February 19th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x16 -- Season: 4, Episode: 16
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie's young, hot girlfriend takes him to a new club. She invites Alan to meet one of her friends but the men are shocked to learn that they are considered as being "old".

Episode Title:
I Merely Slept With a Commie
Original Air Date:
February 26th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x17 -- Season: 4, Episode: 17
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
After Evelyn tells Alan and Charlie how she feels about there being no mourners at her friend’s funeral, the boys share their feelings that this could also be the case at her funeral. Evelyn tries to prove them wrong by introducing them to a couple she help adopt a boy from China. The boys return fire by inviting the young man to a play date with Jake.
Episode Title:
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Original Air Date:
March 19th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x18 -- Season: 4, Episode: 18
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan tries to bond with Jake when he realizes that his childhood is almost over. Kandi pursues a career in acting.


Episode Title:
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Original Air Date:
April 9th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x19 -- Season: 4, Episode: 19
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie and Herb's sister, Myra form a bond.

Episode Title:
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Original Air Date:
April 16th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x20 -- Season: 4, Episode: 20
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan looks forward to Judith's wedding, while Charlie and Myra continue their romance.
Episode Title:
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Original Air Date:
April 23rd 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x21 -- Season: 4, Episode: 21
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan and Charlie re-examine their sexual identities after Alan befriends Greg, a gay man. Meanwhile, Jake has a crush on Greg's daughter.

Episode Title:
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Original Air Date:
April 30th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x22 -- Season: 4, Episode: 22
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Jake gets lucky after Charlie takes him to the racetrack. Meanwhile, Alan has a difficult time at the DMV.

Episode Title:
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Original Air Date:
May 7th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x23 -- Season: 4, Episode: 23
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie is shocked when the handyman working on his house beats him out for Chloe's affections. Alan has no sympathy for Charlie’s distress.
Episode Title:
Prostitutes and Gelato
Original Air Date:
May 14th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
04x24 -- Season: 4, Episode: 24
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Evelyn's boyfriend, Teddy, invites Alan and Charlie to go with him to Las Vegas on his private jet. The boys confront their individual 'daddy issues'.
Episode Title:
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Original Air Date:
September 24th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x01 -- Season: 5, Episode: 1
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Episode Title:
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Original Air Date:
October 1st 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x02 -- Season: 5, Episode: 2
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Episode Title:
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Original Air Date:
October 8th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x03 -- Season: 5, Episode: 3
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Desperate for a second chance, Charlie goes to great lengths to speak to her again.
Episode Title:
City of Great Racks
Original Air Date:
October 15th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x04 -- Season: 5, Episode: 4
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Episode Title:
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Original Air Date:
October 22nd 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x05 -- Season: 5, Episode: 5
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Episode Title:
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Original Air Date:
October 29th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x06 -- Season: 5, Episode: 6
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Episode Title:
The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room
Original Air Date:
November 5th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x07 -- Season: 5, Episode: 7
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Episode Title:
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Original Air Date:
November 12th 2007 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x08 -- Season: 5, Episode: 8
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie writes a children’s song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Episode Title:
Meander to Your Dander
Original Air Date:
March 17th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x11 -- Season: 5, Episode: 11
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Episode Title:
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Original Air Date:
March 24th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x12 -- Season: 5, Episode: 12
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse for an ill Charlie. Alan feels Jake pulling away from him.
Episode Title:
The Soil is Moist
Original Air Date:
March 31st 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x13 -- Season: 5, Episode: 13
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Episode Title:
Winky-Dink Time
Original Air Date:
April 14th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x14 -- Season: 5, Episode: 14
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Episode Title:
Rough Night in Hump Junction (aka His Ugly Bundle)
Original Air Date:
April 21st 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x15 -- Season: 5, Episode: 15
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Episode Title:
Look At Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Original Air Date:
April 28th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x16 -- Season: 5, Episode: 16
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Episode Title:
Fish in a Drawer
Original Air Date:
May 5th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x17 -- Season: 5, Episode: 17
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Episode Title:
If My Hole Could Talk
Original Air Date:
May 12th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x18 -- Season: 5, Episode: 18
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan's insistance that Jake complete his Taming of the Shrew book report is hampered by Jake's continually losing the book.
Episode Title:
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Original Air Date:
May 19th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
05x19 -- Season: 5, Episode: 19
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
When Charlie meets the fiancée of Angie's grown-up son, he realizes it's not for the first time. Alan tries to get Jake to study for his algebra final.
Episode Title:
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Original Air Date:
September 22nd 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x01 -- Season: 6, Episode: 1
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie discovers an ex has a child that looks remarkably like him.
Episode Title:
Pie Hole, Herb
Original Air Date:
September 29th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x02 -- Season: 6, Episode: 2
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan goes too far in effort to collect $38 he loaned to Charlie. Evelyn arranges a job for Jake.
Episode Title:
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Original Air Date:
October 6th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x03 -- Season: 6, Episode: 3
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
Episode Title:
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Original Air Date:
October 13th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x04 -- Season: 6, Episode: 4
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
Episode Title:
A Jock Strap in Hell
Original Air Date:
October 20th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x05 -- Season: 6, Episode: 5
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Discovering Miss Pasternak, Jake's former 5th-grade teacher, turned to stripping after her fling with Charlie, he tries to help her turn her life around.
Episode Title:
It's Always Nazi Week
Original Air Date:
November 3rd 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x06 -- Season: 6, Episode: 6
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
When Judith kicks Herb out of the house, Alan hopes to reconcile with her. Meanwhile, Herb tries to adopt Charlie's bachelor ways.
Episode Title:
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Original Air Date:
November 10th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x07 -- Season: 6, Episode: 7
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan tries to get away from Judith. Meanwhile, Charlie and Herb go out on the town, and Charlie uses the threat of military school to get Jake to do chores.
Episode Title:
Pinocchio's Mouth
Original Air Date:
November 17th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x08 -- Season: 6, Episode: 8
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
A new girlfriend wants Charlie to sleep over. Meanwhile, Alan has trouble making a punishment stick to Jake.
Episode Title:
The Mooch At The Boo
Original Air Date:
November 24th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x09 -- Season: 6, Episode: 9
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
Episode Title:
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Original Air Date:
December 8th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x10 -- Season: 6, Episode: 10
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan contemplates retiring when Evelyn states that she'll take care of Jake's college education. Meanwhile, Jake displays a talent that may eliminate the need for college altogether.
Episode Title:
The Devil's Lube
Original Air Date:
December 15th 2008 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x11 -- Season: 6, Episode: 11
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies.
Episode Title:
Thank God for Scoliosis
Original Air Date:
January 12th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x12 -- Season: 6, Episode: 12
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
Alan finds himself attracted to his receptionist, while Charlie and Jake compete for a waitress.
Episode Title:
I Think You Offended Don
Original Air Date:
January 19th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x13 -- Season: 6, Episode: 13
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes.
Episode Summary:
When Alan finds out that Judith is pregnant, he assumes that he is the father. Charlie is convinced he knows the reason behind Jake's bad mood.
Episode Title:
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Original Air Date:
February 2nd 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x14 -- Season: 6, Episode: 14
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
After a birthday party she throws for Alan is met with indifference by his family, Melissa feels he's underappreciated and offers him the chance to live with her and her mother.
Episode Title:
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
Original Air Date:
February 9th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x15 -- Season: 6, Episode: 15
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling with Dr. Linda Freeman.
Episode Title:
She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
Original Air Date:
March 2nd 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x16 -- Season: 6, Episode: 16
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
With Chelsea soon to arrive, Charlie must find a way to get a half-naked date out of his bedroom.
Episode Title:
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Original Air Date:
March 9th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x17 -- Season: 6, Episode: 17
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her.
Episode Title:
My Son's Enormous Head
Original Air Date:
March 16th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x18 -- Season: 6, Episode: 18
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
to be added when available...
Episode Title:
Hello, I'm Alan Cousteau
Original Air Date:
April 13th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x20 -- Season: 6, Episode: 20
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
Episode Title:
Above Exalted Cyclops
Original Air Date:
April 27th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x21 -- Season: 6, Episode: 21
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Alan lets Chelsea fix him up on a blind date with one of her friends—Rose.
Episode Title:
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Original Air Date:
May 4th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x22 -- Season: 6, Episode: 22
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Both Charlie and Alan face lifestyle changes when Chelsea moves into the house.
Episode Title:
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Original Air Date:
May 11th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x23 -- Season: 6, Episode: 23
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Charlie seeks to take advantage of Alan and Chelsea's budding friendship. Alan takes up ventriloquy.
Episode Title:
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Original Air Date:
May 18th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
NA (ET)
Episode ID:
06x24 -- Season: 6, Episode: 24
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Mia's return finds Charlie questionning how devoted he is to Chelsea. Alan tries to write a screenplay. The guys rush a laboring Judith to the hospital.
Episode Title:
818-jklpuzo
Original Air Date:
September 21st 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x01 -- Season: 7, Episode: 1
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Charlie must make a difficult decision about his future and with which woman he wants to spend his life: Chelsea or Mia.
Episode Title:
Mmm, fish. Yum.
Original Air Date:
October 5th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x03 -- Season: 7, Episode: 3
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Alan cares for Judith's child and his ex-mother-in-law. Charlie backing over a cat provides Jake with a chance to blackmail him.
Episode Title:
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Original Air Date:
October 12th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x04 -- Season: 7, Episode: 4
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Alan starts working for Evelyn. Charlie tries to close the rift between Chelsea and Jake.
Episode Title:
For the Sake of the Child
Original Air Date:
October 19th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x05 -- Season: 7, Episode: 5
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Public humiliation in the form of Charlie and Alan bickering at an ice cream parlor has a learning-to-drive Jake refusing to stay at the beach house anymore.
Episode Title:
Give Me Your Thumb
Original Air Date:
November 2nd 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x06 -- Season: 7, Episode: 6
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
to be added when available
Episode Title:
Untainted by Filth
Original Air Date:
November 9th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x07 -- Season: 7, Episode: 7
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Charlie and Alan awaken to find themselves in bed with a stranger.
Episode Title:
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Original Air Date:
December 7th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x10 -- Season: 7, Episode: 10
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Charlie finds out Chelsea's monetary situation is different from what he's been led to believe.
Episode Title:
Warning, It's Dirty
Original Air Date:
December 14th 2009 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x11 -- Season: 7, Episode: 11
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Charlie helps Jake cheat on his girlfriend while she's away for the holidays. Evelyn brings a television producer to Charlie's Christmas dinner.
Episode Title:
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Original Air Date:
January 11th 2010 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x12 -- Season: 7, Episode: 12
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Jake hopes to win back Celeste by writing her love songs. Alan and Herb hope to keep Judith from finding out they've become friends.
Episode Title:
Yay, No Polyps!
Original Air Date:
January 18th 2010 (Monday)
Original Air Time:
9:00 PM (ET)
Episode ID:
07x13 -- Season: 7, Episode: 13
Program Network:
CBS - 30 minutes
Episode Summary:
Charlie has a colonoscopy to avoid visiting Chelsea's parents, who he then finds in his house when he gets home.
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